alison's loony tune alison is crazy she's a loony tune a loony tune a loony tune alison is crazy she says you would be too except for your shoes your winter shoes you'd be crazy too crazy like a loon alison is crazy she's with me through and through my october blue my winters too when i'm a drunken fool she's mostly cool alison's my lady my friend and lover too she buys my shoes feeds my loon my looney tune

clairvoyant adventure i'm going on a clairvoyant adventure with pigeon, maxwell and layla-bird we're going on a trip to nowhere to a ditch, where no one says a word clair-bear she's a jelly-bean and a douch-bag and she'll follow you wherever you roam she wants to be right beside you...sort of and she'll coo like a pigeon when you're home and maxwell's becoming a curmudgeon with an ever slowing swagger and a growl and he might just take a half-assed swing at you as he heads out the door for a prowl (repeat first verse) and layla, she's gunning for maxwell as she imitates his youthful charm she's flirty, she's playful and she's trouble...on a stick and like the others, she never means no harm (repeat first verse) (repeat last line)

get to know me you don't get to know me anymore i left last night and you just slammed the door you don't get to know you've got nothing left to show me so you don't get to know me anymore you don't get to fuck me anymore you don't get to pin me down to the floor you don't get to fuck me there's nothing left to suck from me so you don't get to fuck me anymore you don't get to scorn me anymore when i come home and pass out on the porch you don't get to scorn me you're too far gone and torn from me so you don't get to scorn me anymore you don't get to know me anymore you don't get to fuck me anymore you don't get to scorn me you never even mourned for me so you don't get to know me anymore

ladybug tattoo i've got a ladybug tattoo reminds me of you i know it's an odd connection but it gives me an erection my ladybug tattoo she's got a ladybug of her own so she won't feel so alone laying by the phone thinking 'bout my bone and her ladybug tattoo now my ladybug has flown and we've both long since grown but late nights when i've been drinking i still find myself thinking 'bout my ladybug tattoo and her ladybug tattoo our ladybug tattoo